“Who’s there?” the intercom responded. Although eric didn’t ring the gate bell, the security system spotted him. The squirrel hid in eric’s backpack unseen. “Ummm, I’m here to see the general.” eric requested politely, but found another question fired at him: “Why?” “ahh… I’m his brother!” “The general doesn’t have any siblings!” “I’m his long lost brother, I just want to meet him.” “…” the security man didn’t respond for a few seconds, but then said: “come inside.”

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